Nov. 12th, 2009

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So... To make up for my recent absence, I'm going to go ahead and share something awesome with y'all. Here are some excerpts from my SECRET OTHER LJ that I made as an ANGSTY TEEN! It seems to mainly have existed as a way to post annoying surveys that my regular LJ was already a bit weighted down with. There are also some reallllly exciting confessions, some of which are frankly surprising even to me.

Sunday, July 1st, 2001

"whenever i walk into a room...
i wonder if people wish that i hadn't."

"First person you ever thought was hot: bono"

"Pets names: i want a white cat named lucifer"

"Funniest thing that ever happened to you: i actually had sex with someone i liked hahahahaha"

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2001

"ah. god.
i feel.
pissed off that no one commented on my lj, in which i posted very cool, honest, interesting well as my new song!

"ways in which i actually am evil:
i talk shit about people behind their backs instead of confronting them.
i intentionally physically hurt my brothers. (not like, abuse, but i mean, fuck, violence is not okay, right? i shouldn't hit people cuz i'm angry with them!)
i lie. mostly white lies. also lies to get people to feel sorry for me, or to think i'm less pathetic. or say that i like someone/don't have a problem with them when i actually do.
i. um. what else. i cut and burn and hit myself. i don't know if that's evil or just fucked up.
i get off on S&M. ditto.
i used to kill ants on purpose.
OH! when i was little i would have fantasies about torturing animals. almost like sexual fantasies, i didn't masturbate or anything but it felt really good. THAT was pretty fucking evil. my favorite one was leaving an octupus on the floor right next to a bucket of water and it would slowly die. whoa. now THIS is a real confession.
i sort of feel like writing more but i can't think of anything else that's evil (not cuz i'm NOT, just cuz i'm spacy, i'm sure). so.
until next time."

"24. Cartoon character you'd like to be: this fluffy anime hedgehog i forget the name of"

Monday, July 9th, 2001

"i masturbated with a banana today. it was...interesting, i guess."

Wednesday, July 18th, 2001

"why isn't ecstacy (sp?) on that list? prolly cuz whoever made this survey didn't know how to spell it either."

"3 Things You'd Like To Say To Any Person You Hate:
1. you hate me because we are the same, you and i.
2. you can't hurt me. i'm nothing. just a reflection of yourself.
3. i'm gonna kick your ass, fuck this wordy bullshit."

Thursday, July 26th, 2001

"5. Male singer's voice that makes you cry: trent reznor
6. Female singer's voice that makes you cry: ani difranco"

Monday, August 6th, 2001

"(13) If money were no object, what would your dream job be?
an oracle."

"(18) If it meant losing your legs, would you like to have fully functioning wings?
most definitely."


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