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2009-03-19 08:57 pm

Writer's Block: Change for the Better over a Decade

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So many ways!
1. I don't torture my friends by being skinnier than them.
2. I no longer have imaginary fights with an imaginary boyfriend that I'd subject my friends to long, extremely real, and extremely melodramatic conversations about.
3. I hardly ever kick my mom in the face anymore.
4. I don't rub glitter gel down my cleavage.
5. I don't get out of tests by telling teachers I'm being treated for STDs.
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2009-03-12 10:49 pm

Writer's Block: It's the Little Things

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Well, today I glared at a creepy guy drinking a beer on the bus. See, I'm a philanthropist.