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So many ways!
1. I don't torture my friends by being skinnier than them.
2. I no longer have imaginary fights with an imaginary boyfriend that I'd subject my friends to long, extremely real, and extremely melodramatic conversations about.
3. I hardly ever kick my mom in the face anymore.
4. I don't rub glitter gel down my cleavage.
5. I don't get out of tests by telling teachers I'm being treated for STDs.
So many ways!
1. I don't torture my friends by being skinnier than them.
2. I no longer have imaginary fights with an imaginary boyfriend that I'd subject my friends to long, extremely real, and extremely melodramatic conversations about.
3. I hardly ever kick my mom in the face anymore.
4. I don't rub glitter gel down my cleavage.
5. I don't get out of tests by telling teachers I'm being treated for STDs.