in which i disgust all the vegetarians on my friends list

I totally ate an elk burger for lunch today. It just tasted like lean beef.

In other news, I had a pretty hilarious argument with my mom. "They're not ready yet, they're still bloody in the middle." "Couldn't you just call them rare or not ready yet? Do you have to say bloody? That's rude! Now when they are ready, I won't be able to get the image out of my head." "Well, they are really bloody! You should see them ooze-" "Jesus, where did you go to finishing school?!" I am totally the conservative one in the family.