he used to do surgery on girls in the eighties but gravity always wins

[record]

I think I'm going to start a new diet: the Whimsy Diet. Any foods are fair game, as long as they are cute, hilarious, bizarre, or fanciful. For example: cereal straws, baby food, starfruit, green catsup, alphabet soup that spells curse words, things that are arranged to create pictures on one's plate, themes like "flat food," "circular food," "green food," and so forth, foods with names that are fun to say, or hard to pronounce, or both, and anything that's a "____ surprise."

Oh, and dude! I totally fixed my bike all by myself! And rode 2.6 miles to the library (well, the second 1.3 miles is still a bit hypothetical)! My traineo exercise chart like, skyrocketed from all the aerobic goodness. Also, I didn't have to pay nothin' for gas!

Comments

[commonvee.livejournal.com]

You are hilarious. I love your Whimsy Diet.

[violetselkie.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! It was inspired by my recent discovery of cereal straws. It's like eating surrealism!